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جمعه 27 مرداد 1391

طنز هواپیما

جمعه 27 مرداد 1391

نوع مطلب :طنز نوشته، 
نویسنده :آروین ر.فرد

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با سلام و صلوات به روح تمام مسافرین عزیز .

و با درود به وزیر محترم راه و ترابری .

ورود شما را به پرواز لایتناهی هواپیمای جمهوری اسلامی ایران خوشامد می گوییم .

خداوندا مشیت خودت را در رسیدن و لقاء به خود برما قراردادی و سرعت آن فزون كن .

مقصد ما به احتمال 99% بهشت موعود و احتمالأ 1% مقصدی كه بر روی بلیط درج شده می باشد.

خلبان پرواز مرحوم شهید كاپیتان بهشت زاده و گروه پروازی بد اخلاق؛ سفری خوش برای شما آرزمند است.

لطفأ به علامت نكشیدن سیگار اصلأ توجه ننموده و آخرین سیگار زندگیتان را به خوشی دود نمایید.

بستن كمربندها اصلأ ضرورتی ندارد و كاملأ بدرد نخور است.

در صورت بروز اشكال در سیستم هوای كابین ماسكهایی از بالای سر شما آوزیزان خواهد شد كه شما قبل از آن رایحه خوش ملایك را احساس خواهید كرد.

این هواپیما مربوط به هزاره دوم میلادی بوده و دارای دو درب اضطراری در جلو، دو در كنارین و یك درب عقب می باشد كه چندین سال است اهرم های آن كار نمی كند.

ارتفاع پرواز به احتمال قریب به یقین تا آسمان هفتم بوده و هوای بهشت بسیار عالی است.

سفر خوشی را برای شما آرزومندیم

از اون جاییكه هیچ خارجی احمقی وجود ندارد كه من لازم باشد یه بار دیگر به انگلیسی بلغور كنم، سرتونو درد نمی آورم.

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